what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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