Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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