All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
