As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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