he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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