What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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