you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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