Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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