did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she smelled like a LAN party
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
