The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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