Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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