he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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