He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There r osticjed everywhere
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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