census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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