how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He did a backflip because drugs
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