did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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