I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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