I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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