I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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