no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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