your room smells of hookers.
And success
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
