the day after is always just damage control
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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