Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
im holly from the hills drunk
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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