No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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