i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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