haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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