the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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