I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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