Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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