Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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