I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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