Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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