Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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