I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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