is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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