but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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