Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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