I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize