i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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