ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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