I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I FOUND THE LEGS
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