i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
