This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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