it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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