They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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