Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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