When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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