would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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