I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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