If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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