He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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